My vibe at work today was very Britney saying cool gif set AND classic ness taunt where he nods his head and is like “ok” it was both of those things

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This girl who sits near the front of the class is always watching how I met your mother during the lecture. Just watching it idly and by default. I can’t believe how I met your mother is that show for somebody

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I’m getting a lot of use out of the basedmoji app

I’m getting a lot of use out of the basedmoji app

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when you finally narrow it down to the picture you liked best and you’re like congratulations you have what it takes! you made it!

when you finally narrow it down to the picture you liked best and you’re like congratulations you have what it takes! you made it!

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Look

Look

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#TwinkRepresentation

#TwinkRepresentation

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I sometimes still want to talk about how the term twink is exclusive to white gays and how an appreciation for twink features is really just an appreciation for white features but also I’m like umm what’s my point lol what am I calling for here? Does there need to be more poc representation in sean cody? What’s it gonna take? I guess the point is just that someone who is interested in twinks is interested in whites i.e. “no blacks no olds no fats just a preference.” That’s what I don’t like about it but these days I feel like twink politics is a pretty low priority issue

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It’s so hard for me to not eat the whole pint when I have a pint of ice cream :(

The container says there’s 4 servings but that is false! 1/4 of a pint is nothing! I can do nothing with 1/4 of a pint! I usually aim to only finish half of it, which is still often unsatisfying, but I know I shouldn’t be eating the whole thing in one sitting and eating more than half would be unfair to myself because that means next time I eat ice cream I’ll only have less than 1/2 of a pint. Even when I do manage to stop and put the ice cream away after eating only 1/2 I have to resist eating the rest later that same day. Because what have I proven if I eat only half the pint but eat the other half on the same damn day anyway? Nothing, it’s no better. Do you see? I have to endure the challenges of this dilemma for a full day. It’s just so hard.

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that picture of noodles being strung through weenies might be my least favorite pic on the internet

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At work all our clothing size include what I assume to be translations. French probably? So basically the sizes will say XS/TP, S/P, M/M, and L/G. Yesterday this woman asked me to help her find a “medium small.” Do you know what the hell she’s talking about? She’s like this is a medium medium, see? M/M. It’s too big, I want medium small. This is something that’s happened to me like 7 times! Can you believe that? People out there thinking that shit exists? Medium small, medium medium and medium large. How are you handling this news?

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