OK!!!! Some new apartments were built this summer and they’ve been added to the route for my shuttle. This news is irrelevant until you consider the fact that these apartments were built right next to McDonald’s. Do you get it now? I have a free ride to McDonald’s Monday through Thursday from 7am to 10pm and 7am to 5pm on Fridays. This is a game changer tbh!

I was thinking a lot of thoughts during class this morning and I accidentally made myself gay gasp!

nicki’s video for anaconda gives me DK rap teas

I’m at a place called cooter brown’s saloon but the white people I’m here with are here to make fun of the other white people for being so white. 21st century America is so damn weird

I spotted some paraphernalia containing the word zeta in a neighbor’s car and my immediate response was that there might be a cartel member living near me but now I realize it probably has something to do with a sorority

Tags: lame

Things about food: I put like 7 fucking wings in a to-go box at b dubs like 3 nights ago and forgot to take it with me when we left and I’ve been remembering every day that I could be eating leftover wings (which are often better than first time around wings) and that’s a major loss but I made up for it when I had the depraved idea to top my bowl of chili with hot cheetos

Am I too sensitive? I’m pretty sure I’d be offended even if my immigration status didn’t have to be the worst and most depressing, discouraging, embarrassing, fucking awful problem I’ve ever had in life. Which I still have to worry about and think about every day! currently! Like my life is still really hard because of this. It’s this recurring thing where I share this information about myself with people and they then get the idea that I’ve given them permission to make fun of me for it

I love my manager and he’s my favorite white person that I’ve ever worked for but he’s honestly gotten too comfortable today he was like “you look so brown today” and then later he made a joke about me finally getting a green card

I don’t see you walking children in nature

I don’t see you walking children in nature